I have claimed before that I have the best friends. You may think that you have the best friends, and you may be right, but only if neither you nor I have finished collecting all of the possible best friends.
As evidence for the fact that I have the best friends, I submit this: Last week K-H showed up in the lab with a box. She said “it was Valentine’s Day at the weekend and it was your birthday a little while ago but I didn’t know, so I’ve brought you some chocolates.” K-H makes her own chocolates by hand and they are as beautiful as they are delicious. There are no limits to her skills.
If you’re not jealous you’re lying.
Excuse me while I stuff my face.